Letter Bomb

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Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.
Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.
Akpos: Well, then open it and look.
Habib: But if I open it, it will explode!
Akpos: Don't be stupid...It's not addressed to you!

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